Charlaine HarrisMy bullshit meter is reading that as 'false'.
About This Quote
A bullshit meter is a tool used to measure the level of false information that a person is exposed to. By using a bullshit meter, a person can determine how much he or she should be exposed to false information. It can also be used to determine how much a person should trust a source of information.
Source: Dead As A Doornail
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